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Today, my fiancé and I toured our dream home. I was so excited about it that I posted all kinds of pictures of it on Facebook. My Boss' daughter just called and said she loved my pictures so much she made an offer on the house. We were 1 week away from making an offer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51053) - you deserved it (32641)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49595) - you deserved it (12330)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50632) - you deserved it (6100)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

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