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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 349
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Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
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I agree, your life sucks (33753) - you deserved it (3608)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (32271)

On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91948) - you deserved it (27449)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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