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  • Town/Country : Ann Arbor, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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arcanesentry's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, and he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, and hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27817) - you deserved it (34528)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45569) - you deserved it (3399)

On 10/12/2013 at 2:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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