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arcanesentry
  • Town/Country : Saline, Uninted States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, and he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, and hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. FML

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On 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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