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Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35196) - you deserved it (2087)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by jennybrev (woman) - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35196) - you deserved it (2087)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by jennybrev (woman) - United States

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50214) - you deserved it (26502)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

#3720470
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I agree, your life sucks (50214) - you deserved it (26502)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider



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