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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16945) - you deserved it (1293)
On 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm - health - by onorexveritas - United States (California)
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
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Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19087) - you deserved it (1416)
On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25851) - you deserved it (1407)
On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, everyone at work asked about the awful, twisted wound on my hand. I was too embarrassed to admit to having torn my skin apart with a pair of tweezers while trying to remove a splinter. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by frustrated (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16938) - you deserved it (1650)
On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19833) - you deserved it (1452)
On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States
Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15621) - you deserved it (2185)
On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)
Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11706) - you deserved it (1069)
On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (1105)
On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 9:12am - health - by jdch_99 - United States
Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15540) - you deserved it (1716)
On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14584) - you deserved it (1475)
On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Monday 17 June 2013
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