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aqua4land
  • Town/Country : Miami, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aqua4land : I like bananas.
yay.
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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (104440) - you deserved it (14016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)



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