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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 September 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML



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