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About applessuckdick : I'm a chick.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Friday 28 August 2015