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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 846
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About applessuckdick : I'm a chick.

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Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (4218)

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