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Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:55pm - misc - by whyme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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