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About apollo436 : I love sport cars. BMW M4, Porsche 911, 488 etc.
You can't get both the sound of N/A engine and the power of turbocharged monster. That's why I finally chose an Audi s6 v8t, of course modified with an exhausted system called AK.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 27 November 2015