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  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About apollo436 : I love sport cars. BMW M3, Porsche 911, Nissan GTR, WRX STI, EVO etc.
Now I'm waiting for my Audi S6...

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apollo436's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

#20584796
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34120) - you deserved it (10527)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML

#20570035
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56383) - you deserved it (5712)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40757) - you deserved it (15330)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1133891) - you deserved it (111744)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
735 comments

I agree, your life sucks (762105) - you deserved it (81704)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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