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Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML
by legit247 / 05/10/2013 at 12:44am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by Rainbow92 / 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Health
by Big B / 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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