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aok0989
  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

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On 05/10/2013 at 12:44am - work - by legit247 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Rainbow92 (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)



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