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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 5:17am - intimacy - by dancekat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)



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