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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21058) - you deserved it (5850)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (22932)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40048) - you deserved it (7605)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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295 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)



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