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antart3's favorite FMLs
Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML
by 4lphab3t4 / 06/11/2015 at 10:37am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told by my manager to make sure the supervisor on shift does his job. Last month I was told I couldn't be a supervisor. Apparently I can supervise someone who earns more than I do though. FML
by cocoapuffs4life / 06/10/2015 at 7:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by dBLIZZARD / 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm / United States / Animals
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
by sad and hungry / 06/06/2015 at 10:37am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
by nerderer / 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 9:07pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
by avatarnicole9 / 06/04/2015 at 1:17am / Canada / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by pheonixxe / 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids
Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML
by iGagged / 06/01/2015 at 8:22am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Work
by Sleepy / 05/31/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous
Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML
by bonsai_girl / 05/31/2015 at 10:19am / Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska) / Intimacy
- Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off and fell right asleep. it wasn't until… Today, I decided to try a new brand of Wax Strips. Shortly after testing one strip on my arm I took… Today, I was fired over the phone for calling in sick for the fifth day in a row. I thought I had…