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antart3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5153
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About antart3 : Tall, White, and Handsome!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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antart3's favorite FMLs

Today , I had mah frst threesome. It was me , mah wonderful grlfriend , and her shithead cat after he decided mah balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Thing ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (3064)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47339) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah asshat roommate trickd me into eating a wed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kickd in at college. I was so high... I startd giggling like a schoolgrl when mah instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (4145)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed mah husband in the shower singing Chicago's ( You're the Inspration ) to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26634) - you deserved it (3214)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

2day I found out y I recieve random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (2277)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Tried Baking Mah Own Bread To Save Food Money. Unfortunately I Screwed It Up, Prompting Mah Wife To Look At Me Pityingly An Say ( Wow, Can't Get Even Bread To Rise. ) Before Walking Out. I Have Erectile Dysfunction, An She Constantly Insults Me Lyk This. Fat FML

#21333974
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38969) - you deserved it (3056)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with mah future sister-in-lawho is a little bigger than me . We tried on a similar dress an she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny . Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know' . big fat FML

#21327629
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17945) - you deserved it (30728)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:47am - health - by bridezilla - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today.. . my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me . I'm a massage/physical therapist an treat clients.. . mostly athletes.. . in my home . My neighbours saw the steady stream of young.. . buff guys coming to my house an concluded that I'm a gay prostitute . fat FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33226) - you deserved it (2643)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got in trouble fir going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble fir not going to workhile sick. FML

#21322171
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30539) - you deserved it (2153)

On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

Today,hile hanging out with this guy I'm interestd in, we turnd and made eye contact . We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me . He decidd to lick my face from chin to forehead instead . FML

#21320716
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31873) - you deserved it (4161)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I beat mah boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumpd me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33435) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I found out my grlfriend an all of our friends have begun referring to looool the time I was meant to lose my vrginity, but couldn't get hard, as the ( cheese stick incident. ) They all think it's hilarious, an the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

#21319860
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (3822)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , my boyfriand jokingly said that if I didn't pass my axam , ha wouldn't hava sax with ma 4 a month. I failad it , an now ha thinks I did it on purposa. FML

#21319715
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (4616)

On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to fine my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31060) - you deserved it (2984)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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