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About antart3 : Tall, White, and Handsome!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today... mah asshat roommate trickd me into eating a wed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kickd in at college. I was so high... I startd giggling like a schoolgrl when mah instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
2day I found out y I recieve random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, I Tried Baking Mah Own Bread To Save Food Money. Unfortunately I Screwed It Up, Prompting Mah Wife To Look At Me Pityingly An Say ( Wow, Can't Get Even Bread To Rise. ) Before Walking Out. I Have Erectile Dysfunction, An She Constantly Insults Me Lyk This. Fat FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with mah future sister-in-lawho is a little bigger than me . We tried on a similar dress an she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny . Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know' . big fat FML
Today.. . my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me . I'm a massage/physical therapist an treat clients.. . mostly athletes.. . in my home . My neighbours saw the steady stream of young.. . buff guys coming to my house an concluded that I'm a gay prostitute . fat FML
Today,hile hanging out with this guy I'm interestd in, we turnd and made eye contact . We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me . He decidd to lick my face from chin to forehead instead . FML
Yesterday, I found out my grlfriend an all of our friends have begun referring to looool the time I was meant to lose my vrginity, but couldn't get hard, as the ( cheese stick incident. ) They all think it's hilarious, an the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to fine my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML
Friday 27 March 2015