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antart3's favorite FMLs
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
by UUUGHHH / 02/05/2016 at 3:33pm / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 01/26/2016 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Work
Today, after our flight got cancelled back home, I called the airline to work out a replacement flight. I sat in hold for 2 hours waiting as patiently as I could. Then, the automated voice says, "There are no available agents. Good bye." FML
by LordBubbleWrap / 01/25/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by Cian_1 / 12/28/2015 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/25/2015 at 8:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by hiitisbrooke / 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML
by Quendolin / 11/09/2015 at 9:07am / Germany / Miscellaneous
Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2015 at 9:27am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Love
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
by Congrats? / 10/27/2015 at 11:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
by missPiggy / 10/26/2015 at 4:27am / Norway / Work
Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
by haunted / 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…