Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

anonymouslozer

Offline (the 09/01/2014 at 10:55pm) | Search for a member

anonymouslozer

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1211
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About anonymouslozer : There's nothing much to say. I'm from Melbourne, Australia and I'm still in school. I'm a 16 year old boy who hopes one day I can achieve my dream of being a plane (becoming a pilot). I love taking pictures and visiting FML in my spare time. Anyways that's it, I hope you have an awesome day.

P.S you are amazing and I love you

anonymouslozer's page activity

Visits<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 11:46pm<b>lonewolf621</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 4:07am<b>db32</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 11:02am<b>I_Am_A_Rock</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 12:32am<b>MattBenid</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 7:53pm<b>demi94</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 9:41pm<b>gomer3401</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 1:34pm<b>mea_iloveskiing</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 10:25am<b>turtles_love</b> - the 12/03/2013 at 12:42am<b>TrueTriage</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 11:55am<b>HopelesslyCiara5</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 12:02am<b>boxbrandon11</b> - the 11/29/2013 at 10:43pm<b>DinomusPrime</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 5:27am<b>Candycake</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 9:17pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 11/19/2013 at 5:39pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 10/23/2013 at 4:16pm<b>lyssaaaaa</b> - the 10/16/2013 at 9:54am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 5:57pm

anonymouslozer's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of anonymouslozer's badges

anonymouslozer's favorite FMLs

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

#21203054
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41877) - you deserved it (4061)

On 07/08/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by madamefuxalittle (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

#21197738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40128) - you deserved it (16713)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

#21184935
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (4963)

On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

#21179835
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54481) - you deserved it (5060)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, a customer called the restaurant I work at to ask if our coupons were always valid, or if they expired on the expiration date printed on them. FML

#21179816
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40504) - you deserved it (4574)

On 06/18/2014 at 8:58pm - work - by Shannon - United States (Michigan)

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

#21179613
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24879) - you deserved it (50385)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52356) - you deserved it (4606)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (7049)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

#21179030
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35293) - you deserved it (11822)

On 06/18/2014 at 2:37am - animals - by a very unlucky dude. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35622) - you deserved it (10012)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56392) - you deserved it (3943)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

#21175491
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46063) - you deserved it (4201)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: