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TODAY... MY PARENTS SAT ME DOWN AN TOLD ME THAT I'M ADOPTED. I TOOK IT IN STRIDE... AN REASSURED THEM THAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED... THERE MY TRUE PARENTS. THAT ANNOYED THEM. APPARENTLY THEHOLE THING WAS A PRANK FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO...HICH I RUINED BY NOT CRYING OR FREAKING OUT.
TODAY, I HAD TO GO TO A PUBLIC RESTROOM. I HAVE ANXIETY PROBLEMS AND CAN'T GO UNLESS I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM. ANOTHER GIRL CUMMED IN RIGHT AFTER ME, AND I WAS WAITING FOR HER TO LEAVE. SHE WAS ALSO WAITING. AFTER A WHILE, I LEFT FIRST AND HAD TO HOLD PEE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find mah little brother playing some games on mah phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from mah trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understandhat he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I tried fixing mah dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out 4 trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking an acting pissy ever since . FML
TODAY I TOOK MY CLOTHS OFF FOR A SHOWER AT AN RV CAMPSITE . I STARTED RUNNING THE WATER WHEN I NOTICED THERE WAS A PACK OF HORNETS IN THE BATHROOM . I STOOD THERE, STARK NAKED, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO GET OUT, FOR FOUR HOURS . FML
yesterday I was at te reading of ma grandma's will !! Apparently I was removed from it some time ago and te £2 500 I would ave gotten went to ma ceating bitc of an ex-fiancée !! It seems ma grandma adored er and never forgave me fir "driving er away" from te family !! fat FML
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