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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 July 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36189) - you deserved it (9044)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

TODAY... MY PARENTS SAT ME DOWN AN TOLD ME THAT I'M ADOPTED. I TOOK IT IN STRIDE... AN REASSURED THEM THAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED... THERE MY TRUE PARENTS. THAT ANNOYED THEM. APPARENTLY THEHOLE THING WAS A PRANK FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO...HICH I RUINED BY NOT CRYING OR FREAKING OUT.

#21247893
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45521) - you deserved it (2795)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I HAD TO GO TO A PUBLIC RESTROOM. I HAVE ANXIETY PROBLEMS AND CAN'T GO UNLESS I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM. ANOTHER GIRL CUMMED IN RIGHT AFTER ME, AND I WAS WAITING FOR HER TO LEAVE. SHE WAS ALSO WAITING. AFTER A WHILE, I LEFT FIRST AND HAD TO HOLD PEE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS. FML

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Taday I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down , except that I work at Heinz. If u find it in yur mayonnaise , keep it. FML

Today , I have really painful pimple on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist , and every note cause excruciating pain. FML

#21220657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39251) - you deserved it (4872)

On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up from a nap to find mah little brother playing some games on mah phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from mah trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understandhat he did wrong. He's 14. FML

#21219527
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52468) - you deserved it (5130)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by stupid older sister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40144) - you deserved it (4535)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried fixing mah dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out 4 trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking an acting pissy ever since . FML

#21218479
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51991) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56784) - you deserved it (41799)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car... but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. mega FML

#21213104
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47830) - you deserved it (6809)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69193) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY I TOOK MY CLOTHS OFF FOR A SHOWER AT AN RV CAMPSITE . I STARTED RUNNING THE WATER WHEN I NOTICED THERE WAS A PACK OF HORNETS IN THE BATHROOM . I STOOD THERE, STARK NAKED, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO GET OUT, FOR FOUR HOURS . FML

#21184935
58 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

yesterday I was at te reading of ma grandma's will !! Apparently I was removed from it some time ago and te £2 500 I would ave gotten went to ma ceating bitc of an ex-fiancée !! It seems ma grandma adored er and never forgave me fir "driving er away" from te family !! fat FML

#21184361
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46001) - you deserved it (4622)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:06pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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