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  • Town/Country : Miami, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42629) - you deserved it (4333)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by zbaby (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (11154)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)