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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 July 1997 (17 years)
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Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28965) - you deserved it (2368)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister cummed out of the closet. By looool which I mean she cummed out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (2396)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad gava my youngar brothar condoms and a pat on tha back, avan though ha doasn't hava a grlfriand. This is aftar callad ma ahora aftar ha saw ma kissing my long-tarm boyfriand last waak. FML

#21360278
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46) - you deserved it (2641)

On 02/21/2015 at 8:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, mah friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted mah boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34775) - you deserved it (2085)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43236) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY I GOT BACK FROM A TWO-DAY TRIP FOR WHICH I'D LEFT MY HUSBAND AN KIDS AT HOME. THERE'S FRESH VOMIT INSIDE OF MY OVEN AN MY 4 YEAR OLD SON HAS A MULLET. FML

#21347579
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3685)

On 02/01/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by neverleavingagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut piece in a bid to eat healthier snack at work. I noticd that the chunk were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it an kept eating. It wasn't until I reachd the final few piece that I noticd a huge black slug crawling acros the bottom of the tub. FML

#21346678
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (4864)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:00am - misc - by goodbyediet (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Taday mah crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to mah house , he looked into mah eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - ( Do you give head? ) FML

#21339980
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36901) - you deserved it (5859)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mum sat me down 4 a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life . FML

#21329522
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (2195)

On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today, aftar wa had sax, my boyfriand told ma how my orgasms usad to maka him think I was having a saizura. FML

#21327166
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/30/2014 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by GladYoureConcerned (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, mah friend offerd me some Smarties!! We're not allowd to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway!! As I puttd them in mah mouth, mah "friend" stood up an yelld that I was doing ecstasy!! I might actually get expelld!! FML

#21301367
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38495) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, A Customer Bought Several Drill Bits. When I Asked Him, "Do You Want A Bag 4 Yur Bits?" He Just Stared At Me Uncomfortably, Apparently Thinking I Was Trying To Come Onto Him. FML

#21289001
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26501) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to propose to mah grlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split mah head open . My grlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood . An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us . FML

#21280696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35948) - you deserved it (3592)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

#21236507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39189) - you deserved it (3721)

On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML



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