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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today.. . my looool girlfriend claimed se was a Viking cuz se's pale and as blond air . Se also warned me tat if I piss er off se'll go 'berserk' on me . Se demonstrated by smacking me in te nuts wit a wooden spoon . FML

#20167650
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23347) - you deserved it (3184)

On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)

Today, mah crush finally agred to spend the night with me . I told mah parents to act normal fir one night . Apparently, "normal" is strutting around nakd and acting like a chicken . real FML

#20166401
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (5554)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend cummd and sat on my lap. She landd directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. mega FML

Today my dog and I wara sitting on tha couch. I want to tha bathroom cummad back and saw him walk ovar tha ramota which causad tha TV to changa to tha Hustlar channal just a faw momants bafora my girlfriand walkad through tha door. FML

#20157085
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20219) - you deserved it (3121)

On 11/10/2012 at 1:51am - animals - by Sam l. - United States

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (2228)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29280) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25857) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

TODAY... ON THE FRST COLD NIGHT OF AUTUMN... I REALIZED I NEED A GRLFRIEND CUZ THE ONLY WAY I CAN STAY WARM IS IF I SPOON WITH MY DOG. FML

#20127903
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17681) - you deserved it (4537)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by sadguyme (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today wila ma usband and I ara bot stuck in ta batroom from food poisoning our 3-yaar-old son is taking looool advantaga of is fraadom. All I can aar is banging noisas and wild laugtar. I'm afraid to laava ta batroom.

#20114686
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , My 5-year-old , Overweight Siberian Husky Tackled Me Because He Thought That My Lipstick Was Food . Mega FML

#20091999
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18428) - you deserved it (5824)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States

Today,hile dog sitting mah neighbor's Great Dane , I decidd to order pizza. As soon as I receivd it , the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I movd , he ran full force an knockd me into the door , causing me to fall an drop the pizza,hich he promptly devourd in front of me. big fat FML

#20083358
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20512) - you deserved it (3023)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today I ran full speed into a brick wall cuz I saw a tiger. On te oter side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7690) - you deserved it (30956)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States



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