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annik92
  • Town/Country : Tønsberg, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 302
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About annik92 : I love to laugh so FML are the best, they are hilarious, most of them anyway.

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Today, my boyfriend and I flew to another country to see a concert. He said he'd carry all the cash and tickets in his wallet, so I left my bag at the hotel. He got so drunk, five minutes into the show he took off leaving me stranded in a strange city with no means of getting back to the hotel. FML

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

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On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by BrisbaneCoop - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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275 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by mylifesucks -



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