About annik92 : I love to laugh so FML are the best, they are hilarious, most of them anyway.
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Today, my boyfriend and I flew to another country to see a concert. He said he'd carry all the cash and tickets in his wallet, so I left my bag at the hotel. He got so drunk, five minutes into the show he took off leaving me stranded in a strange city with no means of getting back to the hotel. FML
by givemechange / 04/06/2011 at 5:27am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Holidays
by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by why / 04/05/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by stairmaster / 04/05/2011 at 3:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML
by 4themoneh / 04/05/2011 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by lynn777 / 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
by BrisbaneCoop / 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 2:15am / Mozambique (Maputo) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
by worthless / 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML
by Thatslife / 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Intimacy
by mylifesucks / 03/26/2011 at 3:05am / Miscellaneous
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on…