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annieyeah
  • Town/Country : Portugal
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 April 1993 (20 years)
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Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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199 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)



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