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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About anniesaysbueno : Trying everyday to sprinkle a little sarcasm into the lives of others.

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Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Annebelle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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