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annie_nk

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11070
  • Number of comments : 1221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About annie_nk : Hi. I'm Annie. I'm happily married and a mother of 2 girls. I am a stay at home mom for now but soon I'll have a job! I come here mainly for the comments. Feel free to message me if you feel so inclined.

Even though my profile says I have zero confirmed FMLs, I actually have one confirmed. I was signed in anonymously when I submitted it and technically that doesn't count. Even those my name on the FML changed from Anonymous to Annie_nk when I wrote a follow up. If you wanna know what it is, a simple Google search should help.

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annie_nk's favorite FMLs

Today, new colleague took me up on idea of a group night out. Perhap they'll actually invite me along next time. FML

#20911387
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (2802)

On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42678) - you deserved it (7781)

On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51117) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty picture and texts describing in detail all the thing I was going to do to himhen we have the house to ourselve this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room' saying "Oh hi doggie!" FML

#20904281
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37472) - you deserved it (6229)

On 10/02/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by fed up/turned off - United States (California)

Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML

#20897064
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43923) - you deserved it (4992)

On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... my boyfriend got out of the shower an trid to hit my forehead with his penis. He slippd an slappd me in the eye with it. FML

#20891019
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47960) - you deserved it (8952)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , It's Mah Brthday. I Don't Mind Crappy Gifts , But I Have To Wonder Y The Hell Mah Boyfriend Bought Me A Home Enema Kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38500) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (3961)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6171)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53003) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40899) - you deserved it (6701)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

TODAY,HILE TRAINING A NEW EMPLOYEE, I HAD TO RUN AFTER A NAKED GUY CHASING A HOOKER AT THE HOTEL I WORK AT. I MADE HIM GO BACK TO HIS ROOM,HILE SHE OFFERED ME A GOOD TIME FOR 300 BUCKS. THE TRAINEE LEFT AN HASN'T COME BACK YET. FML

#20849812
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39159) - you deserved it (2788)

On 08/22/2013 at 7:50pm - work - by Awkward - United States

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML



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