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by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 10:40am / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
by fired / 11/23/2010 at 8:41am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by anti-peecleaner / 11/22/2010 at 5:35pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 3:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Cantbreath94 / 11/13/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 2:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
by sweet_stufz / 11/11/2010 at 8:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
by latino / 11/11/2010 at 6:30am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by secretdoll / 11/09/2010 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:48am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by jsquared / 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…