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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1973 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7332
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About angrynegro7 : I am unimpressed...GO AWAY!

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Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26481) - you deserved it (9766)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

#14365542
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (7186)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38416) - you deserved it (2494)

On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9579) - you deserved it (36306)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (10522)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

#14335175
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25499) - you deserved it (2247)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

#14330650
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12151) - you deserved it (26399)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28942) - you deserved it (3131)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

#14233403
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27169) - you deserved it (9234)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

#14218865
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (6441)

On 12/15/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes the dogs get "excited" while I'm working. FML

#14212357
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30867) - you deserved it (6428)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by penisgrabber - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

#14212180
147 comments

Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML

#14208916
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37297) - you deserved it (3805)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14414) - you deserved it (27081)

On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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