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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1973 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML


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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML


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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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