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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
by cjk004 / 02/15/2009 at 6:35am / United States (California) / Love
by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
by anx133 / 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm / China (Shanghai) / Health
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few… Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in… Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I…
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…