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angrynegro7
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1973 (41 years)
  • Number of visits : 5913
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About angrynegro7 : I am unimpressed...GO AWAY!

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Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

#8505761
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2549) - you deserved it (40358)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5243) - you deserved it (28471)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

#8474459
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (2052)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:05am - work - by Nik - United States (Michigan)

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

#8466183
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7236) - you deserved it (34594)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

#8446049
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27522) - you deserved it (4430)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34246) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

#8250617
125 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34637) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

#8169403
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15879) - you deserved it (2215)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29066) - you deserved it (2195)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

#8153486
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17962) - you deserved it (2553)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

#8125309
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19568) - you deserved it (6675)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

#8116089
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (1527)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (2958)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (2958)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States



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