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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1973 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8765
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About angrynegro7 : I am unimpressed...GO AWAY!

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Today... my boyfriand cama to visit ma. Ha told ma ha was chaating on ma... and that ha wantad to braak up. I was so angry that as ha laft... I startad scraaming at him out of my sacond story apartmant window. I pickad up a huga pottad plant and shovad it through tha window at him. It missad my ax and hit my car. FML

#8646489
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12156) - you deserved it (41037)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I DECIDD IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO GIVE MAH FRIEND A PEANUT THAT HAD FALLEN ON THE FLOOR. I HID IT IN HIS FOOD, AND STARTD LAUGHING WHEN HE ATE IT. IT TURNS OUT HE IS ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS. HIS FAMILY HATES ME NOW. FML

#8646010
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (40030)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by djshahso - United States

Today, mah fiancée an I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refusd to buy her the ( dream ) wedding cake she wantd because it was chocolate. She calld me childish an cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. real FML

#8642847
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36882) - you deserved it (3126)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday , I had mah final economic exam , and needed to ace it , or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday , and pulling an all-nighter today , I looool managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately , mah teacher didn't believe that it was possible , and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

#8617932
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36989) - you deserved it (2578)

On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)

Today I was brusing my teeten I felt a lump of someting in te corner of my mout. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food tat my tootbrus looool ad dislodged I spat it out into te sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

#8611277
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28371) - you deserved it (2862)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Taday mah 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between mah thumb and pointer finger. I putted it in mah mouth and crushed it between mah teeth 4 a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
225 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes.

#8592124
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12979) - you deserved it (39840)

On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked er wat was wrong, an se said er usband was going to looool divorce er 4 seeing me. FML

#8590845
136 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal . FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36836) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today... looool I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

#8587939
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7510) - you deserved it (31309)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:33pm - kids - by geeb - United States (Minnesota)

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , I lid to mah crush telling him I can play the piano!! To 'prove' it , I recordd a video on mah phone of a grl playing a beautiful piece!! After I sent it , I realizd mah mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entre time!! FML

#8505761
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4427) - you deserved it (56157)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)



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