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Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML
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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:04am - money - by Julia - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by djshahso - United States
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States
Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to bring her to her AA meeting. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 1:33pm - kids - by geeb - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
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