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Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML
by MetalAtlas / 03/03/2010 at 1:06am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals
by Natalie / 03/02/2010 at 5:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
by MetalAtlas / 03/01/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
by moneyman22 / 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by ItHurtsLIkeHell / 03/01/2010 at 4:13am / Malaysia (Pulau Pinang) / Animals
by Delilah / 03/01/2010 at 3:53am / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 6:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by shnigel / 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
by dino317 / 02/27/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
by cman / 02/26/2010 at 6:17am / Romania (Iasi) / Miscellaneous
by aaalias34 / 02/26/2010 at 6:13am / United States (California) / Animals
by UnfortunateGirly / 02/26/2010 at 3:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Julia / 02/26/2010 at 12:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
by MUemma / 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…