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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1973 (42 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I found ma cildood diary stasd in a box in te attic. I flippd to te last page and noticd a little note written by ma now deceasd fater. It read, "Well son, tis diary proves tat your ainy assole - Dad." Tanks Dad, from beyond te grave. FML

#20161095
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23753) - you deserved it (3983)

On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today... I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having yur cat springboard off yur face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the cieling. big fat FML

2day I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today, I visitd the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which ld to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it causd a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infectd. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infectd asshole. FML

#19063795
122 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was callad an 'unhalpful littla bitch' by a customar, aftar I informad har that wa couldn't ordar a pair of shoas sha wantad from tha company in har siza bacausa it's a discontinuad modal. This littla tirada continuad for anothar faw minutas, with har insulting ma and mah intalliganca. FML

#19014850
142 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY NINE YEAR OLD STEPSON OVERHEARD ME TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY FAVORITE SHAMPOO, AND SINCE IT WAS DISCONTINUED, I COULDN'T BUY ANY MORE. HE GOT IN THE SHOWER AND HAPPILY EMPTIED THE BOTTLES DOWN THE DRAIN. FML

#18960486
196 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got borad looking at porn. FML

#18859925
189 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today I Finally Workad Up Tha Couraga To Tall My Girlfriand Wa Should Start Saaing Othar Paopla. Sha Said "Don't Worry I'm Alraady Way Ahaad Of You." FML

#18840950
127 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States



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