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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (155243) - you deserved it (13868)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)



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