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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 September 1987 (26 years)
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About angelfaced59 : My name is Ashley im 22, my boyfriend is Donny hes 23, Weve been together since May 9, 2009 and living together since Aug 2009 and We are 2 really goofy down to earth fun people who have a Bearded dragon named Poe and a Leapord Gecko named Lizzy!

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

#14191848
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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
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On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our 1 year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

#13420604
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On 10/12/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by lovelesslonely (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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191 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

#13406898
172 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

#13398040
134 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by jailbirdlove - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

#13161532
113 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by gt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

#13118537
157 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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