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Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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155 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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91 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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109 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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99 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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178 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)



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