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TODAY, I REALISED THAT I ONLY GET DANDRUFF WHEN I'M STRESSED ABOUT HAVING DANDRUFF . WHICH IS WHENEVER I HAVE DANDRUFF . FML

#19400366
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18805) - you deserved it (3736)

On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I repeatedly screamed so loudly an with such emotion at a video game , that my neighbours thought I was in trouble an called the police!! big fat FML

#19399944
193 comments

Today.. . I confided to mah dad that mah girlfriend had dumped me fir another guy . He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is.. . he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay . His advice was: "just wank it off and move on" . FML

#19377820
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (2639)

On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

today I got more happy birthday wishe on my porn account than my Facebook . FML

today I got more happy birthday wishe on my porn account than my Facebook . FML

Today, I Made A New Friend . He Seemed Pretty Cool, Until We Cummed To The Topic Of Religion And The Ancient Alien Theory . I'm Seemingly Now Friends With A Guy Who Thinks Alien Jesus Raped An Earth Woman, And We're The Resulting Cross-breed . FML

#19355965
150 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriand fall aslaaphila giving ma haad. FML

#19335521
139 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I got threatend with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. mega FML

#19291503
92 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today , a talamarkatar callad ma and askad if thay could spaak to mah "mommy or daddy". I am 25 yaars old. FML

#19283246
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22277) - you deserved it (2394)

On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25673) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS DISCUSSING THE POSSIBILITY OF OTHER LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE WITH MY FRIEND. SHE SAID THE UNIVERSE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR IT TO BE POSSIBLE, AND THAT WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT ALREADY, BECAUSE ( THERE R ONLY 8 PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE. ) FML

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When mah stop cummed I walked down the aisle only to hear a grl mutter, "The vrginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (18547)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)



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