Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

andyyroxx

Search for a member

andyyroxx
  • Town/Country : Used to live in Oakville, Now, South Korea
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 November 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About andyyroxx : Tough times call for FML.
I do not respect anybody.
Get in my anus.

andyyroxx's last visitors

Zomg_OkayLove_sosaTpracingkgnot_a_robotScenicSubterfugedalink

andyyroxx's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of andyyroxx's badges

andyyroxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

#20512577
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (1845)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

#20007077
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14462) - you deserved it (1080)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7824) - you deserved it (41700)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



Orinocou's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Moms Ever
  • We could be lazy and start off with a "your momma" joke, but your mom is so nice that she'd probably bake us a cake and pat us on the head, and those jokes are crap anyway. Because most moms are nice. We…

Sunday 12 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by