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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 November 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 703
  • Number of comments : 406
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About andyyroxx : Tough times call for FML.
I do not respect anybody.
Get in my anus.

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Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (36035)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

#20512577
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On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 2:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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