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Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10126) - you deserved it (46898)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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