Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

andyn

Search for a member

andyn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4753
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

andyn's last visitors

FreezeILIEKGIRLSmissmarley93kayla_f_babyyy

andyn's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

andyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78428) - you deserved it (18441)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML

#3611862
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46890) - you deserved it (362)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



Orinocou's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Moms Ever
  • We could be lazy and start off with a "your momma" joke, but your mom is so nice that she'd probably bake us a cake and pat us on the head, and those jokes are crap anyway. Because most moms are nice. We…

Sunday 12 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by