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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 19
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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54739) - you deserved it (4574)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (174738) - you deserved it (11742)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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