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andrew9623
  • Town/Country : Newfoundland, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 November 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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