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About andiiturtle : Don't let this face of a 12 year old fool you, I'm actually a legal adult with a child's face, it's cool least I age well. just another socially awkward college student with no life plans just yet :)

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML


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