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About andiewithlove : Here to stalk I see. Well, I'll oblige.
I'm not here to offend or establish any special relationship with anyone, I'm just here for fun.
•Queen of run-on sentences
•Lover of spontaneity
•Sad about the modern abuse/overuse/obsession with technology, and ashamed that I am also subject to such disease
•Future crazy cat lady
•Listening to a symphony orchestra = my happy place
•Lover of Mario Bros/Minecraft/Zelda/Dancing Games/Assassins Creed/Old Atari and Namco
•If I could in any way obtain the ability to breathe underwater, I would. Underwater = my other happy place. Somewhere where one can hear their own thoughts, and shut out the world......until you need air that is.
That's all you get! Creepers! You cannot haz cheeseburger, but you can haz good day!:D
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Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
Friday 18 April 2014