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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1222
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About andiewithlove : Here to stalk I see. Well, I'll oblige.

I'm not here to offend anyone, I'm just here for fun.

•Music lover
•Future Radiologist
•Queen of run-on sentences
•Lover of spontaneity
•Sad about the modern abuse/overuse/obsession with technology, and ashamed that I am also subject to such disease
•Future crazy cat lady
•Concert addict
•Cartoon lover
•Listening to a symphony orchestra = my happy place
•Lover of Mario Bros/Minecraft/Zelda/Dancing Games/Assassins Creed/Old Atari and Namco
•If I could in any way obtain the ability to breathe underwater, I would. Underwater = my other happy place. Somewhere where one can hear their own thoughts, and shut out the world......until you need air that is.

That's all you get! Creepers! You cannot haz cheeseburger, but you can haz good day!:D

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Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML


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On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the bad-ass Spider Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19522) - you deserved it (4054)

On 11/22/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by zzz - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML


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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

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