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About andiboo : My name is Andi, I love music and art, reading and writing poetry, and I love to watch and draw anime. I'm a model and all that jazz. I've been in a couple magazines, done a few photo shoots, but nothing big. It doesn't really matter any way, doesn't make me any better of a person. It's just something I enjoy doing ^_^ I'm baptist, but don't bother messaging me about it or giving me crap, I'll ignore you. I respect others' views and I ask for the same in return. I also really enjoy laughing and making others laugh, which is one of the reasons why I got this app. I'd hate to say it, but some of the bad things that happen to people are pretty funny on here! I'm easy to get along with for most people, or at least I'd like to think so, haha. That's pretty much it. :)
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