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Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML


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On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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