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About ancientastronot : I make up for my short comings by making jokes about other peoples' short comings. I am an animal just like you. And I live like I love—with as much fervor as I can muster.

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Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML


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On 12/26/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by creepyguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34547) - you deserved it (7431)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38980) - you deserved it (5699)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML


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On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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