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About ancientastronot : I make up for my short comings by making jokes about other peoples' short comings. I am an animal just like you. And I live like I love—with as much fervor as I can muster.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML
Friday 3 July 2015