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ananamoose
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1283
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ananamoose : I'm one of those guys you hear about and think, haha this guys got some spunk, but "spunk" seriously though what an awesome word, ponder on it for awhile and you shall see that this word choice is one of great thoughtfullness. Of all the words I could have used, spunk was it and I can honestly say that I'm proud to have kept it locked away in my back pocket for this rainy day becuase of the awesomeness and perfectness it creates in your mind when you do take a second to ponder it. Some ask, how? I say, without it, whats the point? Which doesn't answer the question but meh...

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Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She has been there all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38306) - you deserved it (2709)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:16pm - work - by Azcrazy (man) - United States

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61321) - you deserved it (4503)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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