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About anabelgraceaxton : I'm 16, so all you "grown men" can stop trying to hit on me. I'm English, yes, I have an english accent. I love to party, hang out with my friends and go on trips around the world. Twitter: @anabelgrace ; Instagram: @anabelgraceaxton: I'll see you there ;) -A.
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Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
Friday 24 October 2014