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Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
by SaintGoobers / 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
by FMyBrain / 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Health
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
by WTTFFFF / 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by itsnotyouitsher / 03/09/2013 at 1:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Janitoro / 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Intimacy
by miss tomato / 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm / United States / Health
by horselover7766 / 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by foreverashamed / 11/04/2011 at 2:57am / Canada / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
by wtf1234 / 05/02/2011 at 9:41pm / United States / Health
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
by anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 3:30am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by slingshot / 09/07/2010 at 1:53am / United States / Health
by mylifeblows / 08/19/2010 at 2:15am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and its not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML
by Kbizz / 06/02/2010 at 10:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think…