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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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186 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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251 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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153 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by nolove (woman) - Canada

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:35am - work - by shadowednavi (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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