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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About amyrules99 : Umm hi! I'm Amy and imma boss :P

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Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29302) - you deserved it (1934)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (2772)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62315) - you deserved it (4972)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
708 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18244) - you deserved it (93424)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (16496)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31745) - you deserved it (3854)

On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33559) - you deserved it (7879)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44460) - you deserved it (4592)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
576 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95378) - you deserved it (10460)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13898) - you deserved it (41784)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

#16301661
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19431) - you deserved it (32854)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (4590)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35234) - you deserved it (7417)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23673) - you deserved it (18570)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37004) - you deserved it (8869)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -



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