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  • Number of visits : 3215
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About amyrules99 : Umm hi! I'm Amy and imma boss :P

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Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62515) - you deserved it (646374)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I Ad Gone To Te Store And Bougt A New Wallet. 5 Minutes Later A Security Guard Asks 4 My Reciept. Turns Out I Ad Dropped My Reciept. Some Guy Ad Picked It Up And Pretended I Ad Stole Is Wallet. Te Guard Confiscated My Wallet Cuz Te Guy Ad "is" Reciept To Prove It. Mega FML

#409168
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95519) - you deserved it (7694)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On mah drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when mah car broke down. Since I forgot mah cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. real FML

#238492
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28602) - you deserved it (55099)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (38240)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with mah boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess startd openly flirting with him, and askd him if he needd a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

yastarday at Church, tha littla boy sitting bahind ma askd his mothar if I had tha chickan pox, cuz thara wara rd dots all ovar my faca . I'va had bad acna sinca I was twalva . fat FML

#69964
33 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:09pm - kids - by Spotted (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... I went to a movie wit ma boyfriend. In te lobby... I asked y te glasses were not working. I said... ( Do tey only work inside te teater? ) My boyfriend replied... ( 3-D glasses just work inside te movie... everyting else in te World is pretty muc 3-D. ) FML

#29434
181 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was mah dad. mega FML

#27684
54 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I was on the internet with mah Dad looking up information about allergies . I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Serech Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a serech I had already looked up . My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out . mega FML

#21100
32 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce . I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall . I can no longer look at him in the face . FML

#8630
31 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her wat was wrong. She pointed at me and said, ( Get him away from me! ) I had never met this girl. fat FML

#7894
42 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and askd me for mah phone number. Very pleasd, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reachd at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly wavd at me. FML

#718
58 comments

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